Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Royal blue block text below

Royal blue block text below reads "1892

Demanding someone's identity while looking like a bulldog in a sport coat is peak older brother energy

Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top

Red halftone portrait of a man in glasses and a Santa hat is framed by green holly leaves with red berries

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Royal blue block text belowDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe