Master Baster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon and vertical white block letters

and vertical white block letters reading "CHINATOWN" along the right side

Crom demands no prayers

Slapping "never settle" on a buckle hat is the kind of historical gaslighting that deserves its own textbook chapter

That smug worm knows the real corruption is in the marketing department

Master Baster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon and vertical white block lettersBasting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit